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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're attacking we must escape while there is still a chance!! | | |
| NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL!!!!!!! i found this out after i got to school. i had to ask a redneck construction worker with a really bright orange hat on. why do rednecks always wear really ugly hats? does it come with the title? i should've askes him. oh well i'll ask monday. i'm going to right a poem to express these deep emotions i am feeling right now.
many a day have i wished the cold to go away, but not today. keep it away i would say. HOORRAAAAAAAAAAAy is what i said today HOORRAAAAAAAAAAAAY! NO SCHOOL TODAY! i did a dance with a construction worker with an ugly hat that i found in my shoe. i proceeded to chat as my ceriousity began to get the better of me....why you in my shoe foo? and whatchoo got dat ugly cap foe hhmmm? i'll put dat cap in yo' ass son! no gansta likes finden some redneck bum in their shoe, so ya betta run! he replied he was running from the redneck ferry fly. He had tried to take his ugly hat off his head. it smells bad he had said, and orange just wasn't his color, but the redneck ferry fly did not agree. poor fellow, i thought. i should give him some jellow. so i brought him a bowl of jellow with some rum on the side. HE said as he bowed his head down that not a single redneck is allowed to take the ugly hat off his head, compliments of the redneck ferry fly. it is a curse on the redneck population. if one took off his ugly hat the redneck ferry fly would proceed to mutilation. he bursted aloud and yelled with a bellow "THATE DAYEM FliYIN' RAYET!" he ran away with a sob, but when he flew away his hat argued to stay. it fell off the top of his head, and landed on my shoe. soon i heard him fall to the floor down the hall. i ran out to see if he was alright just in time to see the redneck ferry fly throw him threw the wall. she dumped terrible magical ferry soap that cleans away all mildew into his eye and all over his face. it was worn away to the bone but not without a scream or two. soon she discapeared leaving a weary bone covered face in the hall. And now we know the story behind the story of the very familiar ugly hat we see from day to day on our nieghborly rednecks, which might also explain why many of them are also mean drunks with very large diesal trucks. Well, we learn something new every day. | | |
| well hello again to all who care to read this. there is only one thing i wish to say....
LLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~toodles | | |
| well....jackie wanted me to update, because i never update so here is an update. i think i will right a rhyme right here on the spot just because i don't really want to talk about anything.... well light bulbs are white, but when you stare at them long enough they turn blue, it's quite true. afterwords, though it's quite impossible to see anything through your retina save for an O of black, and so is a good reason not to do this, but i do it anyway since a lack of a brain had hindered thought, which brings me to cookies, big brown, inside my jar is a chocolate chip town, all melty and mellow, makes me feel like quite a happy fellow, but i don't like to play the cello. and now i must bring this work of art to a closing because this happy fellow must go and eat his supper of bark and yellow yugger guppers | | |
| Well here is my new layout. it's rather pokidotty. hmmmmm....what to say....had band practice today, no one showed up, except for the drummer, but it was his house. we played a little bit. showed him a couple of songs that i wrote....he liked them....and then we built a space craft and flew to a planet where blue was in the form of a spork, and where every other saterday in february was upside down only if you looked at them from the left. we made friends. soon after we decided we should leave because their planet was being attacked by the evil dia-dnabs, which have very nasty claws, and don't look like my good old friend levi when you look at him upside down (he looks very femenin from that angle, infact i took a few upside pictures of him while he was posing, had lots of fun). My drummer and i were becoming very frantic. the evil dia-dnabs were attacking and there was know way that we could fly away undetected and thus puting our planet earth, and every living human individual down to the last fruit fly in harms way, and that's how the grinch stole christmas. But anywho, we began running around in circles in a desperate hope that somehow something as impossible as accomplishing the impossible task of opening a worm whole connectiong our two universes into a parallel state making it possible for a galactic elevator to apear out of nothingness into a somethingness could actually happen. we ran a hundred times over a hundred and three until a glowing ball of mass began to grow in the middle of the circle that had by then become very pronounced on the coil . at first we thought that the dia-dnabs dropped some weird bomb while we weren't looking, then everything around us, us, the ground, the sky, began to shift. the shift was so violent it nocked us off of our feet, and our ship too. we didn't think we were going to be in such a perdicament so we didn't put arms and hands on our space ship so it could get back up if it fell over. so it rolled around yelling for help, but we couldn't get it up, it was too big to even rock. Suddenly there was a boom so loud and so deep it shook every hair on my toes, and insuing was a bright flash of light, and then the impossible became the possibl; an elevator appeared out out of the booming nothingness into a somethingness, and then we got in it and pressed the button that said earth, and we waved goodbye to all of our new friends as they were being killed by the dia-dnabs. then the elevator door shut, and an instant later i woke up in the light fixture in my bathroom...that's about been my day. what have you all done?? | | |
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